The baby puked all over me this morning.

宝宝今天早上吐了我一身。

《牛津词典》

I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping.

丈夫慢慢帮我盖毯子的时候把弄醒了，我揣摩他还是个浪漫的人直到发现他这样做是因为这个可爱的人在我睡着的时候吐了我一身。

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Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned.

然后，当她指责你把全身吐得都是时，简单告诉她其他醉鬼吐到了你身上，然后他给了你20块当洗衣费。

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