当他们听到一种新的社会媒体成为一种风尚，就会使他们会痛苦万分，并绝望地诅咒这新东西只会流行一时，而不是他们在未来几十年里必须毫无目标地围绕着它的新的该被诅咒的东西。

When they hear about a new social media craze they cringe in agony, desperately hoping it's a passing fad and not another new goddamn thing they'll be aimlessly paddling around in for the next decade.

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