这是洋葱新闻网，我是杰夫·泰特。

For the Onion News Network, I'm Jeff Tate.

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但不要指望《洋葱》新闻的精确度与时效性，因为如今的“洋葱新闻网”只发布假新闻或恶搞新闻。

But don't expect accuracy and timeliness from it, because The Onion, which is now a website, only publishes fake news, or news satire.

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威尔伯现年24岁，是一位搞笑艺人和作家，在网络上声名鹊起(《洋葱新闻》的幽默学院)，他住在布鲁克林。

A 24-year old stand-up comedian and writer with net credits (College Humor, The Onion), Wilbur lives in Brooklyn.

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