By stealing the day Shrek was born, the conniving elf (in his plot to take over the kingdom) leaves the ogre to deal with a world in which he never existed.

VOA: standard.2010.05.27

Santa Santa said, oh, little elf, little elf, come, sing "Away in a Manger" for us.

NPR: Crumpet the Elf Reads from Santaland Diaries

Mr. SEDARIS: (As Crumpet the Elf) This evening, I was sent to be a photo elf.

NPR: Crumpet the Elf Reads from Santaland Diaries

Mr. SEDARIS: (As Crumpet the Elf) The overall cutest elf is a fellow from Queens named Richie(ph).

NPR: Crumpet the Elf Reads from Santaland Diaries