Complicating matters for the Knicks is the poor efficiency of the man who has supplanted Stoudemire as starter, Iman Shumpert, whose 0.87 points per shot is last on the team.

WSJ: Amar'e Stoudemire: When Stoudemire Shoots, He Usually Scores

"I believe that if a man has a normal and happy family, his working efficiency is always good, " he says.

CNN: TYCOONS

The word "secretary" conjures up images of a bygone era, of pearls and sweater sets, sensible heels and knee-length skirts, and the right mixture of efficiency and self-effacement to fade into the background while acting as a powerful man's right hand.

CNN: 'Secretary' title is a blast from the past