Another chapter is a pretend letter from Caroline Herschel (another under-appreciated female astronomer of yore) who dishes out capital letters and exclamation marks like an over-eager e-mailer.
When the program was announced, letters, e-mails and phone calls poured into the Coast Guard from people eager--some begging--to take over a lighthouse.
Below the cabinet-level headlines, transition staffers are being bombarded with calls, e-mails and Facebook requests from everyone they ever shared a beer with, as eager Democrats seek lowlier jobs.