God and the devil can't live together in the same house.

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In disappointing news for hardcore fans, he said Captain Spaulding and the rest of the degenerates from "House of 1, 000 Corpses" and "Devil's Rejects" are likely retired for good -- at least on his watch.

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Petitioning the White House is silly, for instance, but only a tiny handful of Devil May Cry fans have actually done that.

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