Mr Jones, a former secretary of the Newport County supporters' club, described himself as "football mad, football crazy" and said he had enjoyed some footballing success himself.
But we describe it, it's sort of like a swan, where we're kind of calm and serene above water -- but we're paddling like mad, going crazy underneath, trying to look smooth.
The idea of reading gossip about John Hamm while watching a new episode of a great show like Mad Men might seem crazy, but the truth is that both my wife and I have our laptops open during almost every other show.
