Count Olaf: All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.

奥拉夫：所有我要求的是忽然出现在我的脑海中对你而言是一件非常细小的事情，然而我喜欢你们父母留下的大笔遗产。

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Mr. MERRITT: (Singing) In whole of the soul of Count Olaf, there's no love when you see Count Olaf count to zero, then scream and run away.

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