The six Senor Bowl signal callers will be playing off cliffnotes of a new offense, throwing to unfamiliar receivers and taking snaps from a new center in Saturday's NFL showcase.
The once-and-future candidates couldn't afford to look gobsmacked, and George W. Bush announced that he had curled up with the new biography of Joe DiMaggio, which sounded like an odd thing to do, especially since the CliffNotes haven't been written.
For those of you who are having a hard time comprehending all the breakthrough science, here is the audio Cliff's Notes version on the technical achievements that have been honored this year, courtesy of our science reporters.
