Bake in searing Florida sun and serve on 45 islands scattershot over a 113-mile-long chain, connected by one long road.

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First of all, it ignores the fact that the value chain is connected to the environment, that resources are being extracted at the upstream end and that consumers are dumping their used products back into the environment at the downstream end.

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Then attach a few lengths of plywood or maybe rubber hose to the back connected by chain links.

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