We all know at least one cat lady. Now, meet a dog man.

我们至少都认识一位猫女郎，现在，让我们来一起认识一位狗先生。

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And what's your cover story ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lady?

那你的封面故事呢十种侮辱男人的方法。好让你最终成为孤独绝望的老年妇女？

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I then remembered my lady friend saying that I could hide the pill inside a cat snack treat. Aha!

这时我想起我的朋友曾经说过可以将药片藏在猫的零食里面，哈哈！

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Of course, the pitfalls are potentially manifold, too: you could end up with a lumpy mattress, a cat lady as proprietor, or worse.

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That might not be too important as it relates to the sharing of funny cat videos or favorite Lady Gaga songs.

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It's not long, though, before the cat's out of the bag, and Will, reciprocating the heaving-bosom love of his lady, has found his muse.

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