This bit of blood and bone, my master's only offspring, was saved by your humble commander from a battlefield of a million by Steepslope Bridge in Dangyang. Why does my lady wish to carry him off?

主人一生，只有这点骨血，小将在当阳长坂坡百万军中救出，今日夫人却欲抱将去，是何道理？

youdao

Crack open Lady of the Snakes on the beach, and I predict your funny bone and brain will be exercised while your bathing suit stays dry.

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