Would God I had a bag to hide my head in!

但愿上帝给我个袋子，把我的头藏在里面！

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It is common to see a happy dog's head getting out of somebody's bag or a lovely chicken "speaking cheerfully" under somebody's arm.

我们经常可以看到一只快乐的小狗脑袋从别人的袋子里探出头来，或者一只可爱的小鸡在别人的胳膊下“欢快地说着话”。

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I may as well put a bin bag over my head for all the impact my face has.

或许我也可以在头上套一个箱袋，不让别人看到我的脸。

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For those of you who are on the run from the FBI, your Visa has run out, or you're sitting next to your ex-girlfriend, now would be a good time to put a paper bag over your head.

被FBI通缉的,签证失效的,还有前女友就坐在旁边的,赶快找个纸袋子把脸给蒙上

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