West Yorkshire PC Steven Mullaney, 41, denies causing Anthony Shaw actual bodily harm in Bradford.

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This sounds a lot like what Steven Seagal said after his name came up in the Anthony Pellicano scandal.

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Cardiff defender Anthony Gerrard did a passable impression of his cousin, England and Liverpool midfielder Steven, with a 16th-minute free-kick that had Gerken scrambling across his goal.

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