In my twisted mind, these important statistics Ad Age felt the need to bring to light, made me think of how brands get diaper rash too.

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The average baby boomer was likely to have held 11 jobs over the course of his or her career, including "large numbers of short-duration jobs even at middle age, " said the Bureau of Labor Statistics in 2010.

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The current Average Life Expectancy tables published by the National Center for Health Statistics is 79.9 years of age.

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