The head might be fine, but after a couple of pints, the unsuspecting punter won't be able to work their legs.

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ClydesdaleAfter pounding a couple pints of your favorite beer, the stresses of modern day society may seem just a little bit less severe.

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My advice: Don't even try that unless you have a couple of hours, a magnifying glass, a financial calculator and a few pints of strong coffee.

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