On a muggy afternoon in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, abrunette in a tight-fitting black top and hip-hugger jeans strides into PJ's Coffee Shop for a cup of praline-flavored joe.
Men dominate here because, as in TV commercials and scripted shows, men are generally considered to be the ones who are more ignorant than the women, especially if the woman is abrunette wearing glasses.
Resisting the temptation to simply request "real", I opted instead for - and here's a look into my mind - abrunette, aged 25, who was well-educated and with a passing interest in stand-up comedy, film and, since we're dreaming, football.