卡片上写着：“我可能又老又胖，听力不佳，但您救了我的命，您真是一位了不起的女士。”

The card read, "I may be old, fat, and hard of hearing, but you were a wonderful lady to save my life."

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“我不想看到自己在第一排的位子上变得越来越老、越来越胖还越来越暴躁，但我很多亲爱的同事们却希望那样。” 他说。

“I certainly don’t see myself growing older, fatter and grumpier in the front row, which a lot of my dearly beloved colleagues tend to do, ” he said.

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如果你想看起来年轻——那么和又老又胖的人一起逛街吧。

If you want to look young - hang around with old fat people.

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