我忘记洗衣服了。
忘掉烹饪，忘记打扫，忘记洗衣服…只是假装你是爸爸！
Forget about the cooking, forget about the cleaning, forget about the laundry... Just pretend you're Dad!
全世界的其他人都搞不懂你为什麽要这样做，大家已经习惯你不出来聚会、不放假或忘记洗衣服。
No one else in the world understands why you're doing it. They just get used to you not coming out or refusing to take a holiday or forgetting to wash for five days.
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