妻子：这就是为什么你需要一个像我这样的老婆了。

Wife: That's why you need a wife like me.

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我希望有这样一个老婆，她不会喋喋不休地抱怨做妻子的义务来烦扰我。

I want a wife who will not bother me with rambling complaints about a wife's duties.

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妻子和我常半开玩笑说，为了旅游频繁分离，这就是我们保持30年婚姻新鲜度的法宝，真是“小别胜新婚”（ 译者好羡慕，译者好烦自己的老婆 ）。

My wife and I often say, only half in jest, that our frequent travel separations are one key to our marriage’s continuing freshness after 30 years.

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