《动物笑话》是2007年金盾出版社出版的图书，作者是钟明。
如果您对查看语法感到头疼，那么盯着离您最近的人并问他们是否知道有关动物园里两头骆驼的笑话。
If you get a headache looking at the syntax, focus on the nearest person and ask them if they know the joke about the two camels in the zoo.
我要告诉你一个笑话：从前我有一只小狗，当我咳嗽的时候，它总是用悲哀的神气瞅着我，它是我唯一喜爱过的动物。
Once I had a little dog who used to look at me with sad eyes when I coughed: he was the only living creature I have ever loved.
他说：“的确，克隆就在我们身边，但是我们任然处在能够作为一个社会群体以保护动物的理由拒绝克隆食品的阶段。”食品标准局的说法完完全全是个大笑话。
He said: 'Yes, cloning is with us, but we are still at a stage where it is possible for us as a society to say we don't want it on animal welfare grounds.' The FSA's line is an utter scandal.
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