如果你错过她的裙子将弹出，如果你…

If you miss her skirt will flip up, and if you…

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如果我错过了她的电话或者把手机调成了震动模式，她马上会说：你疯了吗？

If I missed her call or had my phone on vibrate she would say: 'Are you crazy?

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让你前任去回忆这一天，并且懊悔自己怎么就错过了你吧，特别是每次她的老公从马桶座圈上起身，或是在床上制造不雅气体的时候。

Your ex - will look back on this day and stew in her great remorse at having lost you every time her husband leaves up the toilet seat or farts in bed.

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