如果你爱上了我，你就要小心了。

But if you love me, then beware.

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你怎么能认为你爱上了我？

How could you think that you're in love with me?

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我感到世界上的一切，全部属于我了，因为你爱上了我。

I feel everything in the world, all belong to me, because you fell in love with me.

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The reason why you're feeling that way is because the barista made a mistake and gave you caffeinated espresso when you asked for decaf " or maybe you just love me." Right.

原因在于,店员犯了错,给了你带双倍咖啡因的咖啡，而不是无咖啡因的,或者你是真爱上我了。

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