你是我的老公，我爱你一辈子！
必须假设老公1.0会对所有错误和所有问题负全部责任，无论错误的根源是什么。为了激活这一伟大特征，请输入指令“C：我认为你是爱我的。”
Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults & problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME".
“当他回家晚的时候我就喊道，'是你吗，杰克?'而我的老公名叫罗伯特” 英语幽默故事。
When he came in late Icalled out, 'is that you, Jack?'and my husband's name is Robert.
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