不伏案写作，只忙着削铅笔、整理书桌等各种杂事的时代结束了。

The time for sharpening pencils, arranging your desk, and doing almost anything else instead of writing has ended.

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然而可以想象，一个充满震惊、歪想的凝滞目光的办公室里，当你退出洗手间或者弯腰去捡起一支铅笔——哇塞，不尴尬？

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward?

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接着便是我无上的光荣了，一支铅笔若是没有“塞子”将会在交易终被认为是不优美的，部分人喜欢用橡皮擦去他用我写下的错误。

Then there`s my crowning glory, inelegantly referred to in the trade as "the plug, " the part man uses to erase the errors he makes with me.

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