我希望这听起来不像一个很悲伤的故事，我完全不希望变成那样。

I hope this isn't sounding like a terrible SOB story, I don't mean it to be at all.

youdao

我来讲一个简短的故事！开始很恐怖，中间很搞笑，结尾很悲伤。从前，有一个鬼，放了个屁，死了。

Me, a short story! Began to feel terror in the middle is very funny, very sad ending. Once there was a ghost, put the ass, dead.

youdao