当我家附近的咖啡店只在下午才提供巧克力时，我是相当地沮丧，谁说早餐就不能吃巧克力酥饼了？
I get upset when coffee shops in my area only bring out the chocolates in the afternoon. Who says you can't have a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast?
我家在星期天总是吃日本风格的早餐。
今天我才知道，父亲节在我家的意思是父亲喝个烂醉在早餐时间朝厨房里的花盆撒尿然后叫你拿牙刷刷他的脚趾缝的日子。
Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.
今天我才知道，父亲节在我家的意思是父亲喝个烂醉在早餐时间朝厨房里的花盆撒尿然后叫你拿牙刷刷他的脚趾缝的日子。
Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.
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