而假如我用自己唯一能记得的笑话开场，可能一点笑声都不会有——警察对自己的肚子说什么？
Which there might not have been had I started with the only joke I can ever remember. What did the policeman say to his stomach?
台下的小孩子发出吃吃笑声，稍大一点的孩子只好傻笑，可怜这个老妇人，她僵硬的手指永远不会像小孩子那样灵活了。
Small children giggled in the audience, and a few older ones smirked, pitying the old woman for her stiff arthritic fingers that would never be as good and agile as theirs.
我奉行这个原则：笑看人生一点，在四周找寻快乐而不是难过。 笑声总是能够把我从不快乐拉出来。 即使在最黑暗的时刻，你通常还是能找到有趣的事，如果你找得够努力。
There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life – happiness, freedom and peace of mind – are always attained by giving them to someone else.
“我认为他只是想看看电影”修女迟疑地说，一点点紧张的笑声抛出英寸“现在有一个暴风雨在互联网上。”
"I think he just wanted to see the film, " Teresa said hesitantly, with a little nervous laughter thrown in. "And now there's a storm on the Internet.
有没有人知道这个问题：翻译：如果你觉得我讲的笑话还有一点点的可乐，请不要吝啬您的笑声和掌声，我需要鼓励。
If you think there is something funny in my joke, don't mean to laugh and applaud. i need encouragement.
有没有人知道这个问题：翻译：如果你觉得我讲的笑话还有一点点的可乐，请不要吝啬您的笑声和掌声，我需要鼓励。
If you think there is something funny in my joke, don't mean to laugh and applaud. i need encouragement.
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