Rumor has it you're a real cold fish. You think your shit smells sweeter than most.
有传言说你是一个冷血动物，还觉得自己比谁都尿得高。
You must be grateful to life, your friends, your teachers, your parents, your political leaders, to humanity, to nature, to your creator, and even to your shit.
您必须要感激你的生命、你的父母、你的老师、您的领导、感激人类，自然和造物主，甚至是到你的屎。
Or, as your childhood selves would understand it: Holy Shit! We get to swing on webs now!
或者，以你儿童本我的理解就是：神哪，我也可以大展蜘蛛网神功了。
No, if you want to see your enemy in real time, you need to get sci-fi on that shit.
抱歉，现实中你要真想能看到你的敌人们在干嘛，恐怕你只能去找科幻书了。
Remember that time when someone in your company unsuccessfully used an Agile gardening methodology, and then went around saying that it was horse shit that doesn't work?
忘了那次你公司里的人使用敏捷园艺方法以失败告终后就到处说这方式就是一无是处的马粪么？
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
就是你前女友最后给你留下的那堆没用的东西，因为丫就从来都没真正关心过你，丫不过就是看上了你的钱，她给你的都是些没有的垃圾。
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
就是你前女友最后给你留下的那堆没用的东西，因为丫就从来都没真正关心过你，丫不过就是看上了你的钱，她给你的都是些没有的垃圾。
Have you given my daughter a little package to remember you by now that the war is over and you know America will kick your ass back to your village full of shit in Sicily?
你有没有使我的女儿明白，现在战争结束了，美国会把你踢回你在西西里岛上那个充满粪便的村庄？
I have tried my best to filter out the shit you have eaten your whole life.
我已经试图尽我最大的努力去滤走那些你在此生中所吃下的垃圾。
我厌烦了你的忧郁情绪。
Of course, you can, Just make sure you will not leave your dogs's shit on the ground.
当然可以，职业好确定你会清理地上的狗屎。
"I say, 'Hey, look, you're in a field of shit, and your job is to be able to find the rose petals,' as opposed to saying, 'Oh, I'm in a field of shit,'" he says.
我说，‘嘿，你瞧，你正在负责一个狗屎似的领域，你的工作是找到玫瑰花瓣，’而不是说，‘哦，我身处一个狗屎似的领域。’
If your eyes go up and right, youre accessing the brains creative centers and we know you're full of shit.
如果你的眼睛往右上方看，表示你正在使用大脑中的创造中心，我们就可以知道你说的都是废话。
I don't need your help and I sure as shit don't need your charity.
我不需要你的帮助，很确定不需要你的怜悯。
Requiring your little girl to get A's in math and physics sure seems to kick the shit out of stereotype threat…
要求你的小女儿在数学和物理上拿A，肯定看起来能够改变那该死的成见。
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
你出了问题，我建议你去看看心理医生帮助你尽早走出误区还有你说的“我们应该在一起”是什么意思？
Don't bury your head in the sand, come have a look if you've got the gut. Keep this shit attitude, grave yard will be the only place you end up to be in.
你别作鸵鸟，有种过去我博客看看，你如果还是这个态度，我告诉你，死路一条。
So you go on and stamp your form, sorry, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
小子，别再浪费我的时间了，盖你的章吧，我不会再废话了。
Whenever you do something "on principle" instead of from your heart, you run the risk of stirring up more shit than you ultimately want to deal with, and wondering if it was really worth it.
不管什么时候，你如果“按照原则”来做事，而不是顺从自己的心的话，你就会翻腾出更多的麻烦，这完全超出了你所愿意面对的，而且还不知道是否真的值得。
So you go on and stump your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I dont give a shit.
小子，别再浪费我的时间了，盖你的章吧，说实话，我不在乎。
So you go on and stump your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I dont give a shit.
小子，别再浪费我的时间了，盖你的章吧，说实话，我不在乎。
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