FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your Lord takes some of the milk.
封建主义：你有两头奶牛，你的地主向你拿取些牛奶。
You have two cows. The State takes both then sells you some milk.
你有两头牛。国家把两头都拿走，然后卖给你一点牛奶。
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
印度企业：你有两头母牛，你敬拜它们。
Chinese Corporation: you have two cows, both are fake, and you make fake milk to sell.
中国企业：你有两头母牛，两头都是假的，然后你。
BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
英国企业：你有两只母牛，它们都疯了，然后死了。请把牛肉派递给我。(还不笑吗？)
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: you have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
意大利公司：你有两头母牛，但是你不知道他们在那里。你正在休息吃午餐。
You have two cows., you have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
你有两头母牛，300个人饲养这些母牛，你声称无人失业，而且有如牛一样高的生产力。
NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
新西兰民企：你有两头牛，生意似乎挺好，你关了办公室，跑到酒吧叫了两杯啤酒。
An AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
美国企业：你有两只母牛，你卖掉一只，强迫另一只产四只母牛的奶。母牛突然死掉时，你大为吃惊。
BRAZILIAN corporation: you have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
巴西企业：你有两头母牛，你和美国企业合资经营。很快你拥有1000只，美国企业宣布破产。
I will take two cows with me and leave one, so you will have good collateral.
我牵二头牛走，留下一头，这样你就有了很好的抵押品啦。
I will take two cows with me and leave one, so you will have good collateral.
我牵二头牛走，留下一头，这样你就有了很好的抵押品啦。
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