As the old joke has it, fusion is the power of the future-and always will be.
正如一则古老的笑话说的那样，核聚变产生的能量永远只属于明天。
The old joke is made real: losing money on every sale, but making it up on volume.
那个古老的玩笑成了事实：每笔出售都亏本，但却会在销量上得到补偿。
As the old joke goes: when your neighbour loses his job, it is called an economic slowdown.
就像那个老笑话：当你的邻居失业了，那叫做经济低迷；当自己失业了，那就变成了经济衰退。
Yeah, it’s an old joke, but it’s sort of true. Because most hermaphrodites do have to date.
哈，这是个古老的joke，但是也是一种事实，因为大多数两性动物要约会繁衍。
There's that old joke, not very funny, that goes, "No matter where you go, there you are. ""
有一个老笑话，不是很好笑，它是这么说的：“无论你走到哪里，你都在那里。”
Microsoft, according to an old joke, offers flexitime: "you can work any 18-hour shift that you want."
(微软，据说有个老笑话关于提供弹性工作制：“你可以根据需要随意工作18小时”)。
Put ten Chinese in a room, goes an old joke, and you would be hard pressed to get them to speak .
十个中国人一起只是一个笑话，你很难让他们开口。
AS the old joke goes, there are three types of accountant: those who can count and those who cannot.
以前的笑话曾经说到，世上有三种会计，一种是能数数的，一种是不能数数的。
As the old joke goes, we may be losing something on every unit-but perhaps we'll make it up in volume.
正如一句老话所说：有失必有得。我们可能失去每个部件的某方面，但是，我们也许会从数量上得到补偿。
That's an old joke about certain fans wanting Yao to come to their team. Usually, it was Warriors fan.
这是一个老笑话了：某些粉丝总是想要姚明转到他们的队。通常来说，一般是勇士球迷。
The old joke that there is nothing so permanent as a temporary migrant has more than a grain of truth in it.
有一个老笑话说“没有什么比这些临时工人更永久的了”，现在这已经不止是一个笑话了。
It's like that old joke: the food may not be so great, but we want the portions to be as big as possible.
这就像那个古老的笑话一样：食品也许并不好，可我们都想让自己得到的那一份尽量大。
There was an old joke about how if you ask a consultant the time he'll borrow your watch so he can tell you.
有一个古老的笑话说，如果你问顾问现在几点，他会先向你借手表，然后才好告诉你。
There used to be an old joke in America that people should take a bath once a week, whether they need one or not.
以前在美国有一个老笑话，说不管人们需不需要，他们至少每个礼拜该洗一次澡。
As the old joke goes: "What's the difference between God and Larry Ellison? God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison."
就如一个老笑话所说的：“上帝和拉里·埃尔森之间有什么区别？”
There is an old joke about a person who walks into a surgery and says, 'Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
有一则老笑话，说的是一个人走进诊疗室，说：“医生，医生，人们一直忽视我。”
The old joke that the way to render an Italian speechless is to tie his hands together has a kernel of truth in it.
有一个老笑话说，如果要让一个意大利人闭嘴，那就把他的手绑起来，这个笑话有其道理所在。
There's an old joke that says "a man with one watch always knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure."
有一个流传已久的笑话：“佩戴一只手表的人常常知道时间，而佩戴两只手表后反而难以确定了”。
My attitude toward death was captured by the punch line in an old joke about Sister Jones, the most devout woman in her church.
我对死亡的态度，正好与关于琼斯修女的一个老笑话中的一个妙语不谋而合。
There is an old joke about a person, lost on the street. He turns to a stranger and says, 'Please, how do I get to the city hall?
有一个关于一个迷路的人的很老的笑话，他去问一个陌生人，“请问，我怎样走才能到达城市的大礼堂？”
There's an old joke. Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort. One says, "The food at this place is really terrible. ""
有个老笑话，两个老太太下榻在卡茨基尼山假日酒店。其中一个说道：“这的食物真难吃。”
There's an old joke that Web developers spend about 20% of their time writing code and the other 80% getting it to work the same in all browsers.
有一个关于Web开发人员的笑谈，Web开发人员用他们20%的时间写代码，然后用剩下的80%的时间让这些代码能够在所有浏览器中运转起来并获得相同的效果。
Thus the mean old joke that the best thing about Belgium is the ease of travelling elsewhere has been reversed, to the benefit of Belgian private Banks.
有个关于比利时人低劣陈旧的笑话，说比利时人最好的优点在于轻易地远走他乡，但针对比利时私人银行而言，情况恰好倒过来，这从而对比利时的私人银行有益。
To echo an old joke, heaven is where women and older people work like the Swedes, the young work like the Dutch and the unemployed find jobs like the Danes.
重复一个古老的笑话，天堂里住着的妇女和老人，象瑞典人一样辛勤、年轻人象瑞士人一样工作、而失业者则以丹麦方式重返职场。
There's an old joke that Emacs would be a great operating system if only it had a decent text editor, whereas vi would be a great text editor if only it had a decent operating system.
有这样一则老笑话：如果Emacs拥有一款优良的文本编辑器，那么它将是一个优秀的操作系统，相反，如果vi拥有一个不错的操作系统，那么它将是一款非常出色的文本编辑器。
There's an old joke that Emacs would be a great operating system if only it had a decent text editor, whereas vi would be a great text editor if only it had a decent operating system.
有这样一则老笑话：如果Emacs拥有一款优良的文本编辑器，那么它将是一个优秀的操作系统，相反，如果vi拥有一个不错的操作系统，那么它将是一款非常出色的文本编辑器。
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