'My friends,' the last paragraph began, 'forgive me, but I couldn't resist playing one last little joke on you.
'我的朋友们，'最后一段开始，'请原谅我，但我无法抗拒玩最后一个小笑话，对你。
When you tell a joke on a brightly lit stage in front of a crowd of people who have paid a bunch of money to laugh, and no one laughs, it can be horrifying.
但是你站在灯光闪耀的舞台上，面对一群付了大把钞票来找乐的观众，你讲了一个笑话，却没人笑，这就会很恐怖。
Being blind, if you are telling a blind joke, may give you better insight on whether or not the joke is funny or in good taste.
“适当幽默”的一个方面是，你是否身在其中能够准确判断笑话是否幽默、品位高雅。
You know the ones: the close-ups on the losers during the winner's speech, the quick cut to Morgan Freeman when someone makes a faintly racial joke (" he's laughing! So it's not racist! ").
你知道的这些趣事：获奖者发表感言时对落选人的脸部特写，当有人开一个关于种族的笑话时会给MorganFreeman一个镜头(他笑了，说明他不是种族主义者！)
TR: In The Design and Evolution of C++, you claim that Kierkegaard was an influence on your conception of the language. Is this a joke?
TR：在《C++语言的设计和演化》（TheDesign and Evolutionof C++）中，你说Kierkegaard对你设计语言概念有影响，是一个玩笑吗？
And there are some early indications that the mass actually increases after each reorganization.Now I will send you on the weekend with a chemistry joke.
还有一些早期的标志，质量事实上上升了，在每个重组之后，现在，周末我会给你们发化学笑话。
Cracking a joke and looking at the lighter side of things can break a smile on the face of people you don't like.
讲讲笑话，多考虑事情较好的那面，能让你不喜欢的人面露微笑。
If you get a headache looking at the syntax, focus on the nearest person and ask them if they know the joke about the two camels in the zoo.
如果您对查看语法感到头疼，那么盯着离您最近的人并问他们是否知道有关动物园里两头骆驼的笑话。
April Fool's day is that special day of the year when you should play a joke on someone!
愚人节就是一年一度的一个特殊的日子，在这一天人们可以捉弄别人。
You can rely on him to crack a joke when things get tense in the office.
当办公室的气氛不活跃时，你总能指望他会讲个笑话。
Let's talk about the real Higuaín. You seem very serious and focused on the pitch, but in the dressing room you love to joke around, don't you?
让我们来谈谈生活中的伊瓜因，在球场上你非常专注但在更衣室你听说你喜欢和别人开玩笑，是吗？
You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.
你还真能装，板着个脸，我是过了一会儿才领悟你的笑话的。
When a person gets very angry because of a small joke played on him, you can say he makes a mountain out of a molehill.
一个人因为有人向他开个小玩笑便大发雷霆， 这时候你就可以说，他把小事情看得过于严重了。
'What you call encouragement was a childish joke. I'm deeply sorry I sent the valentine. Must you go on reminding me of it?'
你所说的激起，实际上是一个很孩子气的玩笑。我对那张情人卡感到非常抱歉。你还得要让我想起它来吗？
Typically it relies on someone emailing it to you, it does not email itself, it may arrive in the form of a joke program or software of some sort.
它可能会依赖于电子邮件把它发送给你，它自己不会发送邮件，它可能会通过一个玩笑程序或一些种类的软件的形式到达你的电脑。
On the phone you told me that you prepared for me a birthday gift, because during our talk at the English corner I ever told you as a joke that my birthday was April Fool's day.
你在电话里说为我准备了一份生日礼物，因为在英语角我说我的生日正好是愚人节，那时我本把这个当笑话讲。
Perhaps you have heard this joke: There was a man who had insisted on giving 10 dollars to a beggar per day for two years.
大家或许听过照这个笑话：有个人每天给门外一个乞丐10元钱就这样坚持了两年。
If you joke on the local traditions or some respect of the local customs, or scorn on others' cultural customs or traditions, you will surely irritate the people.
如果拿当地的风俗的某个方面或传统开玩笑，或轻视别人的文化习俗或传统，肯定会惹恼对方。
No joke has the changes rung on it more frequently than that of the woman driver who is usually pictured sitting in the midst of a wrecked car. " Didn't you see me signal that I'd changed my mind?"
最违背常理的笑话，是一位女司机坐在一辆撞得一塌糊涂的汽车里。(“难道你没看见我发信号表示我已经改变主意了吗？”)
There e's this joke about the college kid getting mugged, who says, "Hold on—let me update my status, letting my friends know I'm getting mugged, then you can have my phone."
这里有一则鳦笑话，说的是一个大学生遇到了抢劫，结果这个大学生说，“等一等，让我先更新一下我的状态，让我的朋友知道我正在被抢劫，然后你才可以抢走我的手机。”
And if your best joke makes people yawn, how do you keep your chin up and your clown nose on?
如果连你最会讲的那个笑话都让人打哈欠了的话，你如何要给自己圆场，装模作样扮小丑呢？
He grabbed Claudia by her arms again, "tell me that you are lying, that this is some kind of sick joke on me because of how mean I have been with Lisa!"
他再次抓住克劳·迪亚说道，“告诉我你在撒谎，这只是你们针对我的愚蠢的玩笑，因为我曾经卑鄙地对待丽莎！”
You've been planning the best April Fool's Day joke to play on your co-workers, but before you go ahead with it, you should know that your co-workers are unlikely to approve.
也许你不断在“谋划”愚人节这天搞个什么恶做剧来戏弄同事一把，但在行动之前，你应该知道你的同事很可能并不喜欢这样的做法。
In fact, "wine was just a joke she played on me. The more you want to know whether you have forgotten something, the better you'll remember."
其实“醉生梦死”只不过是她跟我开的一个玩笑，你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得清楚。
That I go to "clean clean" when have dinner joke: "dear, your home corridor lights all on, can you pick a corridor to our home!"
以至于我去“洁洁”家吃饭时开玩笑：“亲爱的，你家楼道灯个个亮着，能不能摘一个到我们家的楼道呀！”
That I go to "clean clean" when have dinner joke: "dear, your home corridor lights all on, can you pick a corridor to our home!"
以至于我去“洁洁”家吃饭时开玩笑：“亲爱的，你家楼道灯个个亮着，能不能摘一个到我们家的楼道呀！”
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