These funny quotes are just the ticket to help get you through your day, whether you're working in a cubicle, refereeing three squabbling kids, or cramming for an exam.
这些搞笑语录只为了博您一笑，不论你是在小方格里工作，还是照顾三个吵闹的小孩，还是为了考试疯狂复习，希望你的一天能好过点。
“It just keeps getting better and better, ” said Justin McNaughton, amongthe 20, 000 people who have reserved a Leaf. “My wife thinks it’s funny becauseat the end of the day, we’re just buying a car.”
已经有20 000人预订了Leaf，尤斯廷.麦克诺顿（JustinMcNaughton）是其中之一，他表示：“情况只会越来越好，我妻子认为这挺有趣，因为在这天结束的时候，我们只是在买一辆汽车。”
So I was pedaling down the street the other day when this funny looking pedestrian crossed the street in front of me.
那天我正在街上骑车，突然有个样子古怪的行人从我面前穿过马路。
I was working as a legal clerk in Judge Brown's office for a long time. A rather funny thing happened one day.
我作为一名执法人员在布朗法官的办公室工作过很长时间。有一天发生了一件很有趣的事。
On the first day, I had a good time with my classmates, we played some games, we Shared our funny life experience.
在第一天，我和同学们过得很开心，我们玩了很多游戏，并且分享我们有趣的生活经历。
The funny thing is, I worked that day job while earning $500, 000/year doing "part-time" internet stuff.
有趣的是，当时我的互联网“兼职”工作可以挣 50万美金一年 。
Remember the day when we first met and how I annoyed you with my not-so-funny jokes, and how you pretended to laugh at them?
你是否还记得我们第一次见面的那天，我跟你讲了一些并不好笑的笑话，你虽然有些烦，但还是装作大笑的样子？
The highlight of my day is just listening to their thoughts about the world and seeing what smart, funny, kind young women they've become.
我一天中最重要的事情就是聆听她们对世界的看法，看着她们慢慢变得聪明、有趣、善良。
Funny is that the time from day to day, as if nothing changes, but when you look back, everything changed.
好笑的是，时间一天天过，好像什么也没改变，但当你回头看，每件事都变了。
Thee highlight of my day is just listening to their thoughts about the world and seeing what smart, funny, kind young women they've become.
我一天中最重要的事情就是聆听她们对世界的看法，看着她们慢慢变得聪明、有趣、善良。
Funny thing is, while it's stressful to come in after a day away and find an extra load of work on your desk, it's also a compliment.
有趣的是，在你仅离开一天回来后，发现办公桌上多出来的额外工作会有紧迫感，这也不失为是一种对你的褒奖吧。
Some day, perhaps, you glimpse a figure in a mirror, and realize, in surprise, that the funny little woman is you.
也许有一天你在镜中瞥见一个身影，并吃惊地意识到那个滑稽的小个子女人原来就是你。
We have a sports meeting last term. It has last for a day. I think it's funny, just like a game.
上个一学期我们有一个运动会，持续了一天。我觉得这很有趣，就像一场游戏。
H ere is a funny joke to wish you a happy Moth er 's Day. Forget about the cooking, forget about the cleaning, forget about the laundry …Just pretend you're Dad!
这里有个有趣的笑话，谨以此祝你们母亲节快乐：别再想炒菜做饭的事，别再想打扫卫生的事，别再想洗涤衣物的事，就假装自己是爸爸！
I like to talk with people. Every day I contact with funny persons and put questions to them.
我喜欢和人交谈，每天都和有趣的人接触并向他们提问题。
Humor is alive and well, and it will persist simply because there are funny things happening every day.
幽默，并且充分发挥，而且还会持续下去，纯粹因为有好笑的事情发生，每一天。
So it turns out whoever thought of this was either being funny or just not creative that day.
所以结果是，那个时候无论是谁想出的这个，要么是可笑的，要么是没创造性的。
Yo, funny how things change color then fade to another shade when you Had 'em made that was all good but now look, just another day.
好笑的是一切都在你以为你干的很好的时候慢慢变了颜色，变得昏暗，你看，这几乎是另外的一天。
Yo, funny how things change color then fade to another shade when you Had 'em made that was all good but now look, just another day.
好笑的是一切都在你以为你干的很好的时候慢慢变了颜色，变得昏暗，你看，这几乎是另外的一天。
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