The bartender says, "You'd like a beer?"
服务员说：“你要来瓶啤酒？”
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so."
酒保说：“不，我看不是。”
The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?
酒吧招待说：“嘿！你从哪弄到这东西的？”
"Everybody knows about the birthmark," the bartender says.
“每个人都知道你的胎记，”男招待说。
The bartender says "Only if what you show me ain't risque."
店小二说：“只要你给我看的东西不变态就行。”
"The bartender says," no, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?
这个酒保说：“当然没有，酒吧怎么有钉子呢？”
"You have a birthmark, Mr. Durden," the bartender says. "On your foot."
“你有个胎记，歌顿先生，”男招待说“在你脚上。”
Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"
过了十分钟，酒吧招待问道：“你还需要点什么吗？”
The bartender says, "You're right." I've never seen anything like that before.
店小二说：“你NB我之前从没见过。”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? No charge."
一个中子走进酒吧并问：一杯酒多少钱？酒保说：你？不要钱(不带电)。
The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn!"
又过了几天，这个鸭子又回来要玉米，酒保说：“最好告诉你一次，我们这没有玉米！
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".
第三天，鸭子又去了酒吧问酒保，”你们这有钉子吗？
The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.
酒保说：”没有，我跟你说过我们这只卖啤酒，如果你再来问，我就用钉子把你的嘴钉到吧台上。
The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
酒保说：“没有，我跟你说过我们这只卖啤酒，如果你再来问，我就用钉子把你的嘴钉到吧台上。” 鸭子又走了。
Thee bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
招待说：薾“你不能带狗进来！”这个人毫不犹豫地说，“这是我的导盲犬”。
"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." the man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
“天呐，”招待说，“抱歉了，第一杯算我的。”这个人喝了他的酒，去门边的桌子那坐下了。
"If you say so, Sir," the bartender says, "but Thursday night, you came in to ask how soon the police were planning to shut us down."
“如果您这么说，阁下，”男招待说“不过星期四晚上，你来问过关于警察打算什么时候来关闭我们这里的俱乐部。”
The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar." So the duck leaves.
服务生说：“没有，我告诉你我们只卖啤酒，如果你再问我的话，我就将你的鸭嘴钉到酒吧的门上。”
Thee second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog. " The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs. "
第二个人回答道䊠“这是我的导盲犬。”招待说，“不，我不这么认为。从来没有吉娃娃做导盲犬的。”
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.
这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“哦，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒马提尼都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼呢。”
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look i ide your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
酒保说：＂伙计，我一整夜都可以为你送酒，但是请你告诉我为什么在你再要酒之前要看自己的衬衫口袋呢？
The bartender looks at him and says I know you.
酒保看着他说，我认识你。
The bartender looks at the string and says, "Sorry, Dude. We don't serve strings in here. You are going to have to go somewhere else."
酒保看着这条绳子说道：“抱歉，小伙子，我们这里不招待绳子，你去别的地方吧。”
So the guy says to the bartender, "What do you have to do?"
于是这个男的询问酒吧招待员，“你说需要做什么事情？”
One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.
第三天晚上这个男人走进酒吧对服务员说，“给我来一杯，我请酒吧里所有的人都喝杯啤酒。”
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.
第二天晚上这个人又走进了酒吧，对服务员说，“你一杯，我一杯，我请酒吧里所有人都来一杯。”
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.
第二天晚上这个人又走进了酒吧，对服务员说，“你一杯，我一杯，我请酒吧里所有人都来一杯。”
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