I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping.
丈夫慢慢帮我盖毯子的时候把弄醒了，我揣摩他还是个浪漫的人直到发现他这样做是因为这个可爱的人在我睡着的时候吐了我一身。
Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned.
然后，当她指责你把全身吐得都是时，简单告诉她其他醉鬼吐到了你身上，然后他给了你20块当洗衣费。
God, it looks like a snowman puked all over my living room.
天啊，这看着像是一个雪人在我家客厅吐了一地。
God, it looks like a snowman puked all over my living room.
天啊，这看着像是一个雪人在我家客厅吐了一地。
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