These funny quotes are just the ticket to help get you through your day, whether you're working in a cubicle, refereeing three squabbling kids, or cramming for an exam.
这些搞笑语录只为了博您一笑，不论你是在小方格里工作，还是照顾三个吵闹的小孩，还是为了考试疯狂复习，希望你的一天能好过点。
“It just keeps getting better and better, ” said Justin McNaughton, amongthe 20, 000 people who have reserved a Leaf. “My wife thinks it’s funny becauseat the end of the day, we’re just buying a car.”
已经有20 000人预订了Leaf，尤斯廷.麦克诺顿（JustinMcNaughton）是其中之一，他表示：“情况只会越来越好，我妻子认为这挺有趣，因为在这天结束的时候，我们只是在买一辆汽车。”
On the first day, I had a good time with my classmates, we played some games, we Shared our funny life experience.
在第一天，我和同学们过得很开心，我们玩了很多游戏，并且分享我们有趣的生活经历。
I was working as a legal clerk in Judge Brown's office for a long time. A rather funny thing happened one day.
我作为一名执法人员在布朗法官的办公室工作过很长时间。有一天发生了一件很有趣的事。
We have a sports meeting last term. It has last for a day. I think it's funny, just like a game.
上个一学期我们有一个运动会，持续了一天。我觉得这很有趣，就像一场游戏。
Some day, perhaps, you glimpse a figure in a mirror, and realize, in surprise, that the funny little woman is you.
也许有一天你在镜中瞥见一个身影，并吃惊地意识到那个滑稽的小个子女人原来就是你。
Funny thing is, while it's stressful to come in after a day away and find an extra load of work on your desk, it's also a compliment.
有趣的是，在你仅离开一天回来后，发现办公桌上多出来的额外工作会有紧迫感，这也不失为是一种对你的褒奖吧。
H ere is a funny joke to wish you a happy Moth er 's Day. Forget about the cooking, forget about the cleaning, forget about the laundry …Just pretend you're Dad!
这里有个有趣的笑话，谨以此祝你们母亲节快乐：别再想炒菜做饭的事，别再想打扫卫生的事，别再想洗涤衣物的事，就假装自己是爸爸！
On this day at noon and a funny thing happened, a customer took five children to the five happy meals, and at the same time they said to me the pass-through to six ice cream.
在这天中午又发生了一件特别好玩的事情，有一位顾客领着五个小朋友来点了五份儿童套餐，而在这个时候他们对我这个传菜员说要六份冰激凌。
As a famous writer, Mark Twain was also famous in his day as a teller of funny stories.
马克吐温在他的年代，作为一个有趣故事的述说者，也很有名。他经常…
It's integral to American culture, a day of funny is important to society, and also helps humans bond.
它是美国文化不可缺少的一部分，搞笑的一天对社会很重要，有助于增进人们的关系。
Your parents will remember funny or embarrassing things about you as a little child. These will be handy when one day your child asks you question above.
父母们对于你小时候的那些淘气事、丢人的事都会记得很牢。问问父母这些故事，当你老的时候，你的孩子问你小时候的故事时，你就知道怎么回答了。
First, I need to make a plan about my holiday. I will do my homework 5 hours a day, and I want to read some famous English books to improve my English study. Then, I will see some funny comedies.
首先，我需要制定一份关于假日的计划，我将每天做五个小时的作业，并且我想读一些著名的英语书籍来提高我的英语，然后我将会看一些有趣的喜剧。
Present-day Anderson's response to hearing that was, "How funny is that? It was a joke! ""
现在听到这句话时，安德森的反应是：“真有趣，那是开玩笑的！”
Present-day Anderson's response to hearing that was, "How funny is that? It was a joke! ""
现在听到这句话时，安德森的反应是：“真有趣，那是开玩笑的！”
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