这个玩笑开始于很多热门情侣的分手。
如果末日没发生，而股价还很便宜，这个玩笑也太大了。
If Armageddon doesn't happen, the stocks are cheap. It's a big if.
这个场景是第五季中最富争议的一幕，许多粉丝难以接受这个玩笑。
The scene was one of the most controversial scenes in the show's fifth season, and many fans did not take well to the joke.
——大卫·莱特曼在这个玩笑之后得向严厉控诉他的莎拉·佩林道歉。
David Letterman, in a crack he had to apologize for after Palin's vociferous complaints.
其实这个玩笑无意中道出了一个事实：多数男人的确最喜欢年轻的女性。
In fact, the joke inadvertently revealed the fact: the majority of young men really like women.
你这个玩笑开得真太有意思，谁想到你竟会今天上午去拜访他，而且到现在一字不提。
Well, how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you should have gone this morning, and never said a word about it till now.
我开了一个玩笑，让全世界哭泣。却一直没有发现，这个玩笑中，我是主角。
I started a joke, Which started the whole world crying, but I didn't see, That the joke was on me.
我开始了一个玩笑，让全世界为之哭泣，却一直没有发现我才是这个玩笑的主角。
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, but I didn't see that the joke was on me.
如果你碰巧听到熊在号叫，那很有可能是它还记得狐狸多年前跟它开的这个玩笑，很有可能是它还在为自己的心爱的尾巴伤心。
And if you ever hear a bear moaning, it is probably because he remembers the trick Fox played on him long ago and he is mourning for his lost tail.
当我们不相信我们对别人来说有吸引力的时候，这个过程就会中断——就像格鲁求的玩笑：即使俱乐部想要我们成为他们的一员，我们不想属于那个俱乐部。
The process gets thrown off if we can't believe that another persons finds us attractive - like the Groucho Marx joke where we don't want to belong to a club that would have us for a member.
“我们作出这个决定是因为这挺好玩…”奥巴马坐在地图室的长椅上开着玩笑。
"We decided it was so much fun...," Obama joked while sitting on a couch in the Map Room.
这个伟大的试验证明了我们中的一部分是极好和幽默的，但有一些却是黑客或者是爱开玩笑的人或者是卑鄙小人。
The great experiment proved that some of us are wonderful and interesting but that a lot of us are hackers and pranksters and hucksters.
诺阿还开玩笑说这个节日赛季加内特会上圣诞老人的淘气名单。
Noah, adding a little humor, said Garnett will land on Santa’s naughty list this holiday season.
阿斯顿·马丁“豪华通勤车”这个说法听上去真是滑稽得可笑，但它绝非玩笑。
The idea of an Aston Martin 'luxury commuter car' sounds like a double oxymoron. But it's not a joke.
我和丈夫玩笑说，等到我们95岁了，我们就会讲这个冬天的故事来听。
My husband and I laugh and say we'll be telling stories about this winter when we're 95 years old.
亚当斯曾经开玩笑说，这个试验如果发生意外的话可能摧毁整个地球，他的话一定吓到了我。
Those jokes from Adams about amishap destroying the planet must have gotten to me.
这个人说："自从祖母去世后，祖父非常伤心，他对生活失去了一切兴趣，都不愿意起床吃饭。"To eat one’sheartout还可以用在另一种场合，也就是半开玩笑地让别人对你产生妒忌。你听了下面这个例子就会明白它的意思了。这是一个大学生在对他的要好朋友说话
Ever since grandmother died, grandfather has been eating his heart out--he’s lost all interest in life and won’t even get out of bed to eat.
但这会引起党内内讧(黑人喜剧演员克里斯·洛克开玩笑说，要不是一个黑人看起来要赢得提名了，人们都没听说过超级代表这个东西)。
But it would cause civil war in the party (Chris Rock, a black comedian, jokes that nobody had ever heard of superdelegates until a black man looked like winning the nomination).
他用一声笑结束了这个想法，但你得到的印象是他并非在开玩笑。
He ended the thought with a laugh, but you get the impression he's not kidding.
很显然，对于这个“食谱”我幽默了一小下下，但我可不是在开玩笑：那些就是我所听到过的75%以上的广告的基本配料。
Obviously I was having a little fun with that recipe, but I’m not kidding; those are the basic ingredients for at least 75% of the commercials I hear!
他转过身来，开玩笑似的摇着头，“好的，你是第一个，这样这个想法会有人知道。”
Turning, he shakes his head playfully: "Well, you did it first, so that's that idea gone."
我的一个朋友B又高挑又养眼，开玩笑说她完全配得上NBA球员，但是最后却还是跟一个可以彻夜聊天、不觉无语的男人在一起了，这个男人是一个艺术家，但是身高只及B的肩膀。
My friend B., who is tall and gorgeous, jokes that she could have married an NBA player, but decided to go with the guy she can talk to all night—a graphic artist who comes up to her shoulder.
但是这个求婚的后面紧接着是两个不同的标志牌：“仅仅是开个玩笑”，“我要和你分手了”。
But the proposal was quickly followed by two very different signs: 'Just kidding' and 'I'm breaking up with you'.
媒体中有少数人开始大力散布一个推论，如果艾尔失败的话，原因可能在我身上。我便给艾尔打了个电话，我们开玩笑地说起这个。
When a few people in the press began pushing the theory that I could cost Al the election, I had a funny telephone conversation with him about it.
媒体中有少数人开始大力散布一个推论，如果艾尔失败的话，原因可能在我身上。我便给艾尔打了个电话，我们开玩笑地说起这个。
When a few people in the press began pushing the theory that I could cost Al the election, I had a funny telephone conversation with him about it.
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