仅仅因为我跟臭婆娘说的话比对狗说的少，并不意味着我和臭婆娘之间就不存在婚姻关系。
Just because I talk to her less than I talk to the dog that doesn't mean that what we have isn't marriage.
我一直对奶酪和臭的豆制品的共同之处记忆犹新，而这些烹饪专业人士立刻击中了他们的区别。
And where I had been impressed by what cheese and stinky soya products had in common, these culinary professionals were immediately struck by their differences.
这盘菜结果很完美，但是我在不知不觉中幸运地避免了产生臭鸡蛋气味。
The dish turned out fine, but I had unknowingly and luckily avoided producing a rotten egg stink.
我的论点是，如果一个记者来到我们的办公室，而他有着一股臭鱼味，那简直是太可怕了。
My argument is, if a journalist comes into our office and it stinks of fish, that's weird.
编辑回信写道：“尊敬的女士：早餐时我打开一只鸡蛋，我不必等到吃完整个鸡蛋后才发现蛋是臭的。”
The editor wrote back: "Dear Madam: at breakfast when I open an egg I don't have to eat all the egg to discover that it is bad."
我陷入一种思维定式，把各种目标强加到自己身上，而且总是不断调高预期，让自己永远都够不着，这是典型的完美主义者的臭毛病。
I was trapped by self-imposed expectations and continually reset the bar so it was always out of reach, the fatal flaw of any classic over-achiever.
我很高兴这些年我的网球技术没有退化，还象以前那么臭。
I'm delighted to find after all these years that my tennis game has not deteriorated. It's just as bad as before.
11岁的伊丽莎白从乔治亚州邮来的明信片上写道：“亲爱的D.”D.B，我拿到你的美元了…我有两个又臭又小气的哥哥，两只小鸟，一只猫，还有两条狗。
Elizabeth, age 11, wrote from Georgia: "Dear D."D.B., I got your dollar... I have two stinky mean brothers, two birds, one cat and two dogs.
我很高兴这些年我的网球技术没有退化，还象以前那么臭。
I'm delighted to find that after all these years my tennis game has not deteriorated. It's just as bad as before.
“我就是想找出来哪儿臭，”她说，“只能是辛君这儿。”
"I'm just trying to figure out where the smell is coming from," she said. "It has to be Sin-Jun."
我暂时说到这儿，你们可以提问，或评论，扔臭鸡蛋，都可以。
Now I'm going to pause for a minute and let you ask questions, or make comments,or throw things,or whatever.
仅仅因为我跟臭婆娘说的话比对狗说的少，并不意味着我和臭婆娘之间就不存在婚姻关系。
[protester 3] : "Just because I talk to her less than I talk to the dog that doesn't mean that what we have isn't marriage."
最后，我回到了绍兴，带着一整箱尼尔牧场奶产品（Neal'sYard Dairy）的手工奶酪，里面装了我能在店里找到的最臭的奶酪。
Finally, I returned to Shaoxing with a boxful of artisanal cheeses from Neal's Yard Dairy in London, including the smelliest I could find in the shop.
一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor, " she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
在那之后，我对自己的右脚进行相同的练习，所以长时间以来，我知道自己的右脚足够棒。但是当你是一位左脚将，你因为使用右脚射门而错过1-2次机会的话，可能人们会想：‘他的右脚真臭’。
I knew for a very long time that my right leg was good enough, but when you're a left-footed player and miss a chance or two with your right then maybe people think, 'it's his bad leg'.
不出两分钟，我被司机赶了下来——因为我太臭了。
Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
那时候我的性格真的很臭，现在想起来我都难以想象谁可以忍耐我！
At that time my character really stink, and now I can not imagine thinking about who can bear with me!
我注意到医生嗅了又嗅，就像一个人在闻一只臭鸡蛋。
I observed the doctor sniffing and sniffing, like someone tasting a bad egg.
这时候比美大赛开始了，山羊带着一身泥走上舞台，孔雀看了哈哈大笑，心想：山羊现在又脏又臭，冠军是我的了！
At this time Bimei contest began, with a mud onto the stage goats, peacocks watched laughed, thinking: goats are now dirty, smelly, champion of my!
但是，妈妈，但是，妈妈，如果我是一个生长在沼泽地里、全身挂满了又脏又臭的海藻的怪物，我永远不能离开沼泽否则就会死去，你怎么办？
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a swamp creature with slimy, smelly seaweed hanging from my body, and I couldn't ever leave the swamp or I would die?
我想新任英格兰教练不会希望在他负责的第一场国际比赛之前就被批成臭大蒜。
I don't think the new England manager wants to be portrayed as a garlic clove before his first international in charge.
我宁愿剖出我的心来，把我一滴滴的血熔成钱币，也不愿从农人粗硬的手里辗转榨取他们污臭的锱株。
I prefer delivery to my heart, I a trickle of blood melt into coins than from farmers coarse hands removed extract they are dirty smelly to strain.
我的爱情生活就像一块瑞士奶酪。大部分是空洞的，剩下的是臭的。
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
是的，我留下来了，因为···每次你向我扔砖头，说我很臭，都很伤自尊。
Yeah, I stayed because , everytime you throw a brick on my head, or said I am smelly. It hurts.
但我现在更想生产一种消印臭的香水，我想这在全球一定引起轰动的！
But now I will prefer to manufacture the Indian stink repulsing perfume which should a great hit globally.
但我现在更想生产一种消印臭的香水，我想这在全球一定引起轰动的！
But now I will prefer to manufacture the Indian stink repulsing perfume which should a great hit globally.
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