真正的程序员只咒骂单调的对象。
真正的程序员鄙视浮点运算。
真正的程序员不看使用指南。
真正的程序员不画流程图。
真正的程序员不写文档。
真正的程序员不画流程图，流程图也是一种文档嘛！
Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are after all, the illerate's form of documentation.
真正的程序员不用符号化的调试器，因为它竟需要符号。
Real Programmers don't use symbolic DE bug gers, who needs symbols.
真正的程序员不用符号化的调试器，因为它竟需要符号。
Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers, who needs symbols.
真正的程序员知道你所遇到的问题，他们不会等你发问。
Real Programmers think they know the answers to your problems, and will happily tell them to you rather than answer your questions.
真正的程序员不用apl，除非整个程序可以用一行写完。
Real Programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written on one line.
真正的程序员不读手册，相信参考是新手和胆小鬼的特点。
Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward.
真正的程序员不打网球，也不进行其他任何需要换衣服的运动。
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes.
真正的程序员不喜欢团体开发的观念，除非，当然了，他们是头头。
Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
真正的程序员不写文档，文档是给不会看清单和对象修饰的笨蛋看的。
Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings or the object deck.
真正的程序员嘲笑浮点算法。小数点是为不会顺利思考的家伙发明的。
Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
真正的程序员知道每一个指令的细微差别，并在程序中使用所有的指令。
Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every Real Program.
真正的程序员不写注释，如果程序难写，那么也一定难读，当然更难维护。
Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and even harder to modify.
真正的程序员很诧异于他们小车上的里程表不会从99999跳到9999a。
Real Programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars dont turn from 99999 to 9999a.
真正的程序员不按规则写程序——用户会觉得他们能拿到随便什么程序就不错了！
Real Programmers don't write specs — users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
登山是可以的，真正的程序员穿着登山靴等着突然有座山在他们的工作室里冒出来。
Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.
真正的程序员认为他们知道你问题的答案，并且很乐意告诉你答案，而不是回答你的问题。
Real Programmers think they know the answers to your problems, and will happily tell them to you rather than answer your questions.
某些体系结构不允许执行指令指向目标指令的地址，真正的程序员才不管这种小小的限制。
Some candyass architectures won't allow EXECUTE instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions.
真正的程序员不带棕色的袋子装午餐去干活，如果自动售货机卖午餐，他们就吃，不卖就不吃。
Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
真正的程序员绝不会朝9晚5的工作，如果你在早上9点看到一个程序员，那是因为他整晚没睡。
Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 am, it's because they were up all night.
真正的程序员编写自己修正的代码，特别是如果他们能它们能在一个紧凑的循环中节省20纳秒。
Real Programmers write self-modifying code, especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop.
真正的程序员编写自己修正的代码，特别是如果他们能它们能在一个紧凑的循环中节省20纳秒。
Real Programmers write self-modifying code, especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop.
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