我并不是开玩笑，现在你可以101%穿着微软原版的衣服。
I'm not joking, now you can be 101% original by wearing Microsoft clothes.
在你出生前，你的父母并不像现在这般无趣，他们变成这样是因为忙着付你的开销，洗你的衣服，听你吹嘘自己有多了不起。
Before you were born, your parents do not like so boring, because they become so busy to pay your overhead, wash your clothes and listening to brag about how great you are.
从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了！
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, GREat, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!
在你出生之前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。它们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来一直在为你付帐单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈如何耍酷。
Before you were born, your parents weren't boring as they are now, they got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
在你出生之前，你的父母并不像现在这样令人厌烦，他们是因为给你付账单，为你洗衣服，听你高谈阔论自己有多酷才变成这个样子的。
Before you were bore, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to your talk about how cool you are.
现在你可以找到大量的文章，一专为冬天市场，比如滑雪夹克、鞋子和衣服，伟大的部分是他们中的许多人都在打折。
Right now you may find a lot of articles, 1 that designed for winter at the market, such as ski jackets, shoes and coats, and the great part is many of them are on sale.
在你出生前，你的父母并不像现在这般无趣，他们变成这样是因为忙著付你的开销，洗你的衣服，听你吹嘘自己有多了不起。
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
在你出生前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味，他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈你是如何酷。
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to your talk about how cool you are.
在你出生前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味，他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈你是如何酷。
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to your talk about how cool you are.
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