亲爱的阿比：我遇到了老公“蒙提”是在他失去相濡以沫14年的妻子不久之后。
DEAR ABBY: I met my husband, "Monty," shortly after he lost his wife of 14 years.
新媳妇回答，“哦，我穿的是爱的衣裳，每次我一穿这衣服，我老公就会变得很激动。”
The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress, and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
有趣的是，我的老公，哥哥和我(都是轻装旅游者)这些年来一直开玩笑似地说要这样做。
The funny thing is, my husband, brother, and I (all extremely light travelers) have been joking about doing this for years.
我回拨给爸爸，开始告诉他，老公和他哥哥那漫长的一天是怎样度过的。
I clicked back over to my Dad and began telling him about the long day Arlo and his brother had put in.
之后一次聚会，我一个朋友的迷人老公，他是个艺术家，看着我说:"我想我可以帮到你.
Then, at a party, the very appealing artist husband of one of my friend's looked me over: "I can help you with your research. I have some good ideas.
我没有很多钱的主要原因是我一直在为我的老公付商学院的学费。至少我以为我付的是学费，但事实是当我去学校找他时，才知道他压根没被录取。
At least, I'd thought I was doing that, but it turned out he wasn't enrolled in school-i went to look for him, of course-and he had just been making those "tuition" withdrawals for himself.
我和我老公周末去参加了一个婚庆博览会，因为老公的职业是刚刚入门的婚礼摄影师，所以我们此行的主要目的是学习一些婚礼摄影的经验。
My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business.
我老公的身后，是一个很宽广的上宫公园，这里应该是非常壮观的，但在冬季里，我们只能看到没有水的喷泉池。
Back of my honey, it was a big park of Upper Belvedere. It should be very beautiful, but in winter, we only could see the pond without water.
我们在首都桑塔·克鲁斯市吃晚餐，我点的是兔肉，非常好吃，我老公点的是烤鱿鱼。
We took dinner in Santa Cruz. I ordered the rabbit meat, very delicious, and my honey ordered grilled squid.
左边的这两个男人是我姐妹的老公，右边的这个男人是我的部门领导。
These two men on the left are husbands of my sisters and the man on the right is the leader of my department.
必须假设老公1.0会对所有错误和所有问题负全部责任，无论错误的根源是什么。为了激活这一伟大特征，请输入指令“C：我认为你是爱我的。”
Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults & problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME".
我们在小镇上吃了晚餐。我再次点了美味的兔肉，老公点的是牛排。
We took the dinner in this town. I ordered the delicious rabbit meat again, and my honey ordered a beef steak.
“当他回家晚的时候我就喊道，'是你吗，杰克?'而我的老公名叫罗伯特” 英语幽默故事。
When he came in late Icalled out, 'is that you, Jack?'and my husband's name is Robert.
如果可以，我们可以找机会证明，如果你可以确定，我是世界上最好的老公，就让我证明给你看。
If you can, we can take the cance to test it, you can be sure, i am the best husband on the earth, please let me show you.
我先应该说对不起。我会很经常打错的词。我是她的老公。我只要告诉你们我觉得什么有意思。
First let me apologize. I can always type the wrong characters. I'm her husband. I only want to tell you what I think is interesting.
我父母和我已经去过好多次了，所以此行纯粹是陪我老公和女儿才去的。
My parents and I had already visited this island many times, so now we went there again just only for my husband and Isabella.
因为，我的老公并没有因为他的爱情而舍弃了这个家，从这方面说，他是痛苦的，是不幸的，而我是幸福的，是胜利的。
Because, my husband do not abandon this because of his love, say from this aspect, he was pain and sufferings of, is unfortunate of, but I is happiness of, is victory of.
我老公的奶奶，这模仿绝了。“80岁是你开始探寻生活里那些重要命题的时刻。”
My husband's grandma. The resemblance is uncanny. "80 is when you start asking yourself life's big questions. ""
我是那么那么的爱你，我一定会努力学着做一个好妻子，很努力的工作，因为我的老公是你！
I love you so much, and I promise I will learn to be a good wife who works hard, just because you are my husband!
亲爱的老公，别自我陶醉了，今天是植树节，去把门前我形容的那棵树木浇点水，然后我们再去种一颗！
My dear husband, don't flatter yourself, today, to take the Arbor day is the door I describe the trees water, then we will go to a star!
是我很棒的、细心的、陪我26年的老公。
我希望我未来的老公是一个：性格开朗，幽默风趣，成熟稳重。有事业心，家庭责任感，疼爱老婆的人。
I hope my future husband is: open-minded, humorous, mature; have responsibility for family and career; he must care for his wife.
我们参观了酒店的水疗中心，是我见过的最高科技的，综合的健身房，游泳池和按摩浴缸很完美，老公和我做的保健也很棒。
We visited the hotel's spa which also had one of the most high-tech, comprehensive gym's i've ever seen, the pool and jacuzzi were excellent, as were the treatments my husband and i had.
但是现在我开始知道我是独一无二的并且我需要找个老公。
But now I come to know that I do not like being a single and I desire a husband-to-be.
她嗔笑。说，我从小就这样，但是从未受凉感冒过。现在你是猪的老公……
Her ignorance. I said, but never from catching cold cold. Now you are pig's husband…
她嗔笑。说，我从小就这样，但是从未受凉感冒过。现在你是猪的老公……
Her ignorance. I said, but never from catching cold cold. Now you are pig's husband…
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