讲幽默故事,我是说口头讲出来,不是印刷在纸上——是个在美国土生土长的艺术,并且从来没离开过它的故乡。
The art of telling a humorous story--understand, Imean by word of mouth, not print--was created in America, and has remained athome.
我有说过我厌恶你吗?我有说过我想要离开你吗?(我有说过我要把它全部忘记吗?)
Did I say that I loathe you? Did I say that I want to. Leave it all behind?
一天小迈克的妈妈去河边洗衣服,在她离开以前,她对他说, “迈克,我不在家时,要呆在门附近并一直看着它。”
One day little Mike's mother goes to the river to do some washing. Before she leaves, she says to him, "Mike, while I am away, stay near the door and watch it all the time!"
开车离开购物商场时,他郑重地说:“除了在教堂以外,我没什么机会穿这套衣服。最后一次穿上它,就再也不必脱下了。”
Driving away from the mall he announced, "This won't get much wear except to church, and the last time I wear it I won't ever have to change clothes again."
恰好在它正要飞走的时候,它发出嗡嗡叫声,问牛说是否喜欢它离开。牛回答说:“我不知道你来,所以你离开时,我也不会依依不舍。”
Just as he was about to fly off, he made a buzzing noise, and inquired of the Bull if he would like him to go.
恰好在它正要飞走的时候,它发出嗡嗡叫声,问牛说是否喜欢它离开。牛回答说:“我不知道你来,所以你离开时,我也不会依依不舍。”
Just as he was about to fly off, he made a buzzing noise, and inquired of the Bull if he would like him to go.
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