我老婆都6个月没跟我说话了。
今天是10年来最热的一天。我老婆却把烧水壶打开。
It's the hottest day for ten years and my wife is turning on the kettle.
男人回答：“我不知道，我老婆在车里，我去看看。”
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife's in the car but I'll check."
史密斯：老板，我们家明天要大搞扫除，我老婆让我帮她。
Smith: Boss, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs my help.
“我都不会用，”他指着一台笔记本说，“是我老婆的。”
"I don't even know how to use it," he said, motioning toward a laptop. "it belongs to my wife."
我老婆和我上周末又去拉了更多的票，但这次并不是因为她。
My wife and I went out last weekend to knock on more doors. But this time, not because it was her idea.
我老婆吻我的时候她是闭眼的，因为我长得像个土豆。
My wife closes her eyes when she kisses me because I look like a potato.
不久前，我开始了和另一个女人外出约会，其实那是我老婆的主意。
A little while ago I had started to go out with another woman. It was really my wife's idea.
我承认家里的衣服是我老婆洗，但做饭和扫除工作都是我们一起干的。
Admittedly, my wife does the laundry, but we share in cooking and cleaning duties, and most of it is painless as we have a pretty sparse home.
我老婆拼出了个SIGN（征兆），那个N放在三个字母处，得10分。
My wife plays SIGN, with the N on a triple-letter, for 10 points.
我讨厌女孩留长长的指甲，不幸的是，我老婆就有这习惯。 真是个悲剧。
I hate girls with long nails and unfortunately my wife has the same trait, it is a misery.
接着，我做出了一生中最明智的决定（除了娶我老婆伊娃以外）
Then I made one of the smartest decisions of my life (aside from marrying Eva)
我要用信用卡刷600美元来买一双新的高山靴，我老婆很快就会发现了。
I’m going to have to charge $600 on my credit card for new mountain boots and my wife is going to see that.
理论我曾经29岁了，我老婆27岁了，我们曾经结婚3年了。
丈夫：没什么。我老婆有点不高兴，把我的大衣扔到窗外去了。
Husband: Nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
记得，那时，她还说，唉，云，长大了你嫁不出去就做我老婆得了！
Remember, at that time, she still say, alas, cloud, grew up you unmarriageable do my wife gets!
球手说，“你瞧，我老婆正在会所那里看着我打球呢，我想打出完美的一杆”。
The guy answers, “Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
如果我老婆家能买这样的车子，大概我也不需要花我父母的钱买房子了。
If I had found a wife from a family able to buy such cars I wouldn't have needed to use my parents' money to buy a home.
“他的博客，”弟弟说：“他有个博客，叫我-再-也-受不了-我老婆-了。”
于是在痛苦的折磨之后，我老婆觉得最好是结束我们的生命，也不能把孩子留给别人。
So after a horrendous ordeal, my wife felt it better to end our lives and why leave our children in someone's else's hands.
然而，当我让我老婆消灭跑进我家来的那个8条退的“怪物”时，我一点都不觉得不好意思。
However, I have no shame at all asking my wife to kill that 8 legged freak when it comes into my house. To be honest, when it comes to bugs and insects... I'm a little bitch.
“我老婆不断地告诉我，别老盯着她的手，或者琢磨她的前臂的解剖学结构，怪吓人的”他说。
"My wife is constantly telling me to stop looking at her hands or mentally dissecting her forearm," he says.
费克图说了句：“我老婆看起来要到死也没有小孩了。”唐尼忍不住笑出了声，惹恼了警卫。
When Fecteau remarked, “My wife is going to die childless, ” Downey broke into laughter, angering the guards.
我是ipod用户，我老婆是iphone用户，请告诉我这些平台上有什么应用，仅仅这些？
As an iPod Touch user and my wife as an iPhone user, enlighten me as to what application is available on these platforms that does just this?
人与人联系更直截了当的例子是我老婆上周在Facebook上的留言，当时她到家而我出去了。
Much more straightforward, in the people-connection department, was my wife's comment left on Facebook last week when she got home and I was gone.
人与人联系更直截了当的例子是我老婆上周在Facebook上的留言，当时她到家而我出去了。
Much more straightforward, in the people-connection department, was my wife's comment left on Facebook last week when she got home and I was gone.
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