一般来说，如果一个人用一个与主题无关的笑话开场，他们的潜台词是，‘请欢迎我好吗。’
When people open with a joke that is irrelevant, the implied message is, 'Please like me.'
最终，这个想法成为公司的一种文化，甚至是一个笑话，就像，“打扰一下，我需要读一下测试的内容。”
Eventually, the idea became part of the company culture and even a company joke, as in, "Excuse me, I need to go read about testing."
有一天我的一个好朋友告诉我，他最喜欢的书是戴维·福斯特·沃伦斯的《无穷尽的笑话》。
One day a good friend told me that his favorite book was Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
我知道，英国食品的名声是说不清道不明的，所以对外人来说，它一直就是一个笑话。
I knew that British food had a somewhat dubious reputation abroad but always thought it was a bit of a joke.
这个是我在我们两个半小时前的采访中用到的一个笑话：我还不知道你的电影的名字呢。
It's the punch line of a joke I've been using since we started two and a half hours earlier: I still don't know the name of your movie.
我是这么说这个笑话的：“一个护士——她的名字是Joyce——在候诊室感到了某种存在。”
Here's how I tell it: "a nurse — her name is Joyce — feels a presence in the waiting room."
警察昨天逮住俩小孩，一个在喝电池液，一个在吃焰火。警察指控（充电）了一个，放了另一个。这个笑话有点冷。类似某电影台词“当我是个屁，把我放了吧”
6 - Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
在一个晴天下午的户外寻找阳光简直是个笑话，而这却是我昨天碰到的饶有趣味的一幕。
It is a sheer joke to search for sunshine outdoors in an afternoon of a fine day, however, this is what I encounter today. Interesting enough.
有一则老笑话，说的是一个人走进诊疗室，说：“医生，医生，人们一直忽视我。”
There is an old joke about a person who walks into a surgery and says, 'Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
我在26岁是还是处子，所以我理论上也是一个魔法师（一个这儿才会明白的笑话）。
I was still a virgin when I was 26, that means I was piratically a magician(an inside joke around here).
一个更安全的替代笑话我是使用一个或两个精心挑选的报价。
A safer alternative to jokes me be to use one or two well-chosen quotations.
这一个故事，是我在一本中外笑话书里无意看来的。
This is a story that I have a joke in a foreign book seems to have no intention of.
他是一个不可思议的演员，能跟他说句笑话让他笑成了我最好的时刻，因为这真的太难了。
He was a fantastic actor, and the best moments ever in my career were pitching him new jokes to say and making him laugh really hard.
我祖父是一个天性快乐的普通人，他喜欢讲笑话就像我们喜欢听一样。
My grandfather was a jovial general contractor, so he enjoyed telling a joke or story as much as we enjoyed listening.
这里有一则鳦笑话，说的是一个大学生遇到了抢劫，结果这个大学生说，“等一等，让我先更新一下我的状态，让我的朋友知道我正在被抢劫，然后你才可以抢走我的手机。”
There e's this joke about the college kid getting mugged, who says, "Hold on—let me update my status, letting my friends know I'm getting mugged, then you can have my phone."
可是现在的我，总觉的自己是一个小大人了，一直嘴边挂着阿姨叔叔什么的，会被我自己的朋友、同学笑话。
But now of I, always feel oneself is a grownup, always mouth hanging uncle aunt, what will be my friend and classmate joke.
我有很棒的幽默感，当我的朋友时候，我有厚的皮肤，因为我能带一个笑话而且我对是答刑柱让房间前进是乐意的，所以我总是使每个人很舒服。
I have a great sense of humor, I have a thick skin as my friends say, I always make everyone feel comfortable, because I can take a joke and I'm willing to be the whipping post to get the room going.
一个经典笑话是这样讲的：一个护士冲进诊疗室喊道：“大夫，大夫，候诊室里有一个隐形人。” 医生回答说：“你告诉他，我看不见他。”
Next time you see my family and someone is telling a joke, do yourself a favor: Make yourself invisible.
大家好，今天是美好的一天，非常荣幸能在此做值日报告，我今天给大家讲一个笑话，笑话的题目是：好消息和坏消息。
Hello everyone, today is a good day, a very great pleasure in this report, and today I tell us a joke, joke topic is: good news and bad news.
大家好，今天是美好的一天，非常荣幸能在此做值日报告，我今天给大家讲一个笑话，笑话的题目是：好消息和坏消息。
Hello everyone, today is a good day, a very great pleasure in this report, and today I tell us a joke, joke topic is: good news and bad news.
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