为什么说拉中提琴和尿裤子一样？
在80岁的时候，成功是…不尿裤子。
幸福如同尿裤子，每个人都看见，但冷暖仅自知。
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
现在他们搂在一起了，不知道卡尔还尿不尿裤子。
By now they've sized each other up. I wonder if he's still pissing in his pants.
一次这样的经验可能只会让我们吓到尿裤子和不再洗澡。
An experience like that would probably just inspire us to shit our pants and stop showering.
这位101岁的老太太说：她当时被吓得六神无主，连尿裤子都忘啦。
The 101 years old woman said she was so scared that she didn't wet herself.
才怪呢！我敢说有些广告超酷而且极富创意，让你宁可尿裤子也不愿错过它。
Not at all! I bet advertising could be so cool and creative that you would better pee your pants than miss it.
黄漂回爱后已经吓的尿裤子，一家人将他羞辱了一顿，骂他不该去干这些缺德事。
Huang Piao back after the love has been scared of urine trousers, the family would be humiliated him a, scold him not to do these wicked things.
友谊就像尿了裤子：任何人都能看出来，但唯有你自己才能感受到尿裤子带来的暖意。
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
他们害怕被评价——甚至被取笑——就像他们在高中时演讲的不好经历，满头大汗甚至尿裤子了。
They are afraid of being judged — and possibly made fun of — just like they were in high school speech class when they sweated profusely and peed a little.
但是现在你把这些都拿走，把他们扔进黑暗里，然后把他们吓得尿裤子，就不再有所谓的准则了。
But you take these things away, you throw people in the dark, you scare the shit out of them, no more rules.
杰基·柯根：他们哭喊、他们辩解、他们求饶，他们还会吓得尿裤子。他们哭着喊妈妈。这太令人尴尬了，所以，我喜欢从远处下手，温柔地杀死他们。
Jackie Cogan: they cry, they plead, they beg, they piss themselves, they cry for their mothers. It gets embarrassing. I like to kill 'em softly. From a distance.
杰基·柯根：他们哭喊、他们辩解、他们求饶，他们还会吓得尿裤子。他们哭着喊妈妈。这太令人尴尬了，所以，我喜欢从远处下手，温柔地杀死他们。
Jackie Cogan: they cry, they plead, they beg, they piss themselves, they cry for their mothers. It gets embarrassing. I like to kill 'em softly. From a distance.
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