小强的退税单上，全世界都是他的依赖者。
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
于是他抬头看那块站牌。奇怪，没有牌子上有小强的身影啊！
He looks up at the stop sign and feels extremely strange that he can not see the figure of John Jr. on it.
在小强的休息日，他跟Edgar可能会打打篮球并且一起去吃冰激凌。
On Jack's day off, he and Edgar would shoot hoops and get ice cream together.
凡士林陷阱：这种方法更适用于只是一周遇见一两次小强的人，而且你对付的只是房子某处集中的一小撮小强。
The Petroleum Jelly Trap: This method is more practical if you only come across a cockroach once or twice a week, and if you’re dealing with a small colony somewhere around your house.
由于小强的强烈推荐，我们打算不住香格里拉县城里，坚持去寻找那个在草原上，打开窗户就可以看见雪山的老谢车马店。
Recommended from my brother Ken, we insist not to stay in down town hotel but to look for the Lao Shay Youth Hostel on the prairie, where you can see the snow maintain through the window.
小强盗女孩说：“你今晚跟我和我的动物们一起睡。”
"You shall sleep with me to-night, with all my animals," said the little robber maiden.
可怜的动物弹着腿；小强盗女孩笑了，把格尔达拉到她床上。
The poor animal kicked; the girl laughed, and pulled Gerda into bed with her.
释放一些壁虎：把小强想成是入侵你房子的敌军。
Let Loose Some House Geckos: Think of cockroaches as enemy soldiers trying to invade your home.
如果继续使用市面上卖的一般杀虫剂，那你就只是在帮小强增强它们生存能力。
Continue using commercial insecticides and you're just helping cockroaches toughen up their stock.
接下来，用纸做个斜面通向容器中，这样小强就可以爬进去了。 在容器中放一个诱饵，最好是有强烈香甜气味的东西，如糖或苹果酒。
Next, make a paper ramp that leads into the container so the cockroach can climb into it.
小强在地球上已经存在了3亿两千年(我们人类在地球上出现也只有500万到700万年的历史)。
Roaches have been around for 320 million years (compared with the 5 million to 7 million years that humans have walked the earth).
用加热枪烧死它们：如果你每天都能在房子的不同地方看见小强，你就需要针对它们的老巢了。
Burn them with a Heat Gun: if you see cockroaches everyday in different parts of your house, you need to go after their colonies.
随着它的外壳受损，小强会很快死于脱水。
With its shell damaged, the roach will soon die of dehydration.
如果你击对了地方，小强会四散爬出即死掉，因为巨大的热量会让它们脱水窒息。
If you hit the right spot, roaches will scramble or die out instantly since the extreme heat will dehydrate and suffocate them.
当小强爬过这些线的时候，粉笔的粒子就会像碎玻璃一样划过它们，很快它们就会死于脱水。
When cockroaches cross these lines, the particles of the chalk will cut them like broken glass, and they’ll soon die of dehydration.
据俄新社报道到，该实验涉及到在外太空的卫星里出生的幼年小强，并且它们即将于九月返回地球，这看上去简直就像电影《异型》的先行片一样。
In what sounds like the prequel to the movie Alien, Russian news Agency Novosti, reported on an experiment involving baby cockroaches conceived aboard a satellite in back in September.
如果你住的环境很潮湿，那它们可能会慢慢的痛苦死去，因为小强要经过更长的时间才失去水分。
They may even die a slow, painful death if you live in a highly humid environment since it takes longer for the roach to lose its moisture.
爸爸们在周末教小强尼怎么用榔头砸钉子，并以以此提升自己的男人气概，这样的日子一去不复返了。
Gone are the days when fathers spent their weekends promoting manliness by showing little Johnny how to hammer in nails.
所以当看到你的厨房台面上有小强，最好使用无线吸尘器。
It's better to use a cordless vacuum cleaner when you see one crawling on your countertop.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
看小强成群的爬肯定很恶心，所以要有心理准备。
Seeing roaches swarm is absolutely disgusting, so be prepared.
即使不能吞下整一只，它会先解决它的头，这样那只小强就必死无疑了或至少，快死了，因为据说小强没头也还能活一段时间。
If it can't swallow the whole thing, it will settle for its head, and that roach is dead for sure (or at least, dying, because roaches are known to survive for a while without heads).
晚上，我们即将看到兰迪·纽曼，曼迪·摩尔和格温妮丝·帕特洛，他们将分别表演“玩具总动员3”“魔发奇缘”和“爱的小强”中的歌曲。
The evening will see Randy Newman, Mandy Moore and Gwyneth Paltrow performing songs from Toy Story 3, Tangled and Country Strong respectively.
科学家们得出结论说太空小强们的四肢与身体成长得更快。
The scientists established that their limbs and bodies grew faster.
他老爸就说：“小强啊，我们家还有8万块的贷款没还清那，哪来钱给你买车啊。
Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
他老爸就说：“小强啊，我们家还有8万块的贷款没还清那，哪来钱给你买车啊。
Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
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