几年前一幅“纽约客”的漫画指出，“在互联网上，没有人知道，你是狗。”
As a New Yorker cartoon noted some years ago, "on the Internet, nobody knows that you're a dog."
希刺克厉夫，如果我是你，我就直挺挺地躺在她的坟上，像条忠实的狗一样死去。
Heathcliff, if I were you, I'd go stretch myself over her grave and die like a faithful dog.
那只狗差点抓住你，你是怎么设法逃脱的？
How did you manage to run away when the dog almost caught you?
那么玛丽，你不应该生气，因为狗不知道玩你的玩具是不对的。
Then you should not be irritated, Mary, because the dog does not know it is wrong to play with your toy.
今夏丹麦面临的最大的问题是狗，而非经济衰退或失业问题，你也可以从所有有关的争论中得出此结论。
DOGS, not recession or unemployment, are the biggest problem facing Denmark this summer, or so you would think from all the fuss about them.
好，假设我们现在是这样的情况：你正沿着一条街走，想着自己的事。 突然，一只长得不错的狗不知道从哪里走了出来，并且像最卑鄙的东西一样报复世界。
Fine, so we’ve all been there: You’re walking down the street, minding your own business, when out of nowhere, a beautiful dog emerges and wreaks like the most wretched thing on the planet.
如果你是一只狗(或者长得像)，而且在找一位摄影师的话——千万别错过这个！
If you are a dog (or look like one) and you're looking for a photographer, look no further!
我回应一个十分复杂的哑剧姿势，意思是，看在上帝的份上，把你的狗拴起来。
I respond with a complicated mime, which means for God's sake keep your dog tied up.
其它特色功能是有意包括你的狗的体重随着时间的推移图，写笔记的能力或日记条目。
Additional features include a graph of your dog's weight over time, the ability to write notes or journal entries.
新兴的互联网应用不仅仅知道你是一只狗，而且知道你的品种，并且还打算将一碗粗磨粉狗粮卖给你。
The new Internet doesn't just know you're a dog; it knows your breed and wants to sell you a bowl of premium kibble.
我们为你提供的比宠物店的小狗更好的选择是，找一位有名的繁育员或者从当地的动物收养所领养一只狗，或者挽救品种繁育！
What are our options other than pet store puppies? Find a reputable breeder or adopt your next dog from the local animal shelter or breed-specific rescues!
新鲜的空气和锻炼是形成积极心态最有力的武器。拥有一只狗能同时保证你得到这两种。
Fresh air and exercise are two of the most powerful things for creating a positive mental attitude. Owning a dog ensures you get plenty of both.
狗妹实验室又添加了两款新的功能：一个是标记为已读按钮，还有一个非常简单的脚本，在你忘记添加附件的时候会提醒你添加的。
Gmail Labs added two new experimental features: a "Mark as Read" button and a very basic script that warns if you write about attaching documents but you forget to actually attach them.
人们常说一句话，在互联网上，没人知道你是只狗。
As the well-worn saying goes, on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
无论你是网页设计者、狗产品批发商、翻译还是写书者，你的顾客都在网络上。
It doesn’t matter if you are a web designer, dog products wholesaler, provide language translation services or write books. Your customers are online.
从另一个方面来说，如果你是一个美国穷鬼，或者你生活在巴西，你更容易认为食用宠物狗是不人道的。
On the other hand, if you're a poor US citizen, or you live in Brazil, you're much more likely to moralise and think the dog-chompers should be stopped in their tracks.
他看着狗说：“我知道你是条非常有才的狗，也有一定的能力。”
He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities."
1993年，《纽约人》上的一则玩笑说：在网络中，即使你是条狗也没人知道。
One Web is as old as the Web itself: The 1993 New Yorker joke was that on the Internet no one knows you’re a dog.
如果你已经看过《落水狗》或者是《杀死比尔》的话，你就会知道他的电影的背景音乐来自于晦涩朦胧的幽谷，让人不可捉摸。
If you've seen "Reservoir Dogs" or "Kill Bill, " you know his soundtracks pull unforgivingly from the depths of obscurity.
最新研究显示，如果你的爱犬趁你不在时破坏家具，那它可能是一条悲观的狗。
If your dog destroys the furniture when you are away, it could be a pessimist, researchers have concluded.
如果你是网络约会爱好者，专为爱狗人士打造的利基网站也越来越多（datemypet.com, lovemelovemypets.com）。
If you’re into online dating, know there’s a growing crop of niche sites geared for dog lovers (datemypet.com, lovemelovemypets.com.).
不要告诉老师你的作业被狗吃了，尤其是在你没有养狗的情况下。
Don't tell a teacher your dog ate your homework, especially if you don't have a dog.
如果你是个不幸的巫师孤儿，并且没有教父或者狗教父给你提供帮助，或许你可以考虑聘请SiriusBlack，如果你能找到他的话。
If you're an orphaned wizard boy, if no other godfather / dogfather can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... Sirius Black.
“所有这些疾病的证据是非常，非常有力的，”Rook说，“这很容易证明，如果你住在农场或养狗，你就不太可能有这些疾病的，如果你是一个大家庭中最小的孩子，你也不太可能有这些疾病。”
It's very easy to show if you live on a farm or keep a dog, you're less likely to have these disorders. If you are the youngest child in a big family, you're less likely to have these disorders.
“你不懂，”朋友说，“狗的爱是无条件的。”
"You don't understand," friends said. "Dogs are all about unconditional love."
安静~我想告诉你的是，它不是我们的狗，它是邻居家的狗，他们正在街上找它，所以你不能收留它，下回先听我说。
C QUIET! I'm trying to tell you, its not our dog, it's our neighbor's dog.they're out on the street looking for it now, so of course you can't keeP it.next.
弟弟吧热狗放在膝盖上，打开了袋子，看了一会儿后，忽然藏到了背后，然后问他的哥哥，“你的是狗的哪个部位？”
He then turns to his brother and says, "What part of the dog did you get?"
弟弟吧热狗放在膝盖上，打开了袋子，看了一会儿后，忽然藏到了背后，然后问他的哥哥，“你的是狗的哪个部位？”
He then turns to his brother and says, "What part of the dog did you get?"
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