唐：但他以为你是女的！他可不想只做朋友！
Don: But he thinks you're a girl! He'll want to be more than friends!
如果你是男的，二十二岁，你可以升编辑，如果你是女的，一辈子打杂。
If you are a22-year-old man you get promoted to editor if you're a woman you're a gofer all your life.
我估计他最起码要说你“事儿”，假如你是女的，他还会说你“事儿妈”，不管你有多大岁数，够不够做他妈。
I assume that he may say “Shi’er (Things)” at least. If you are female, he would say “Shi’er Ma, the mother of things”, no matter how old you are.
我知道你是这个城市里为数不多的女出租车司机之一，以开车为生。
I know you are one of the few women taxi drivers in the city now, and you drive for a living.
例如，他们可以猜出你是男是女，还有你的年龄和兴趣。
For example, they can guess if you are male or female, how old you are, and your interests.
“如果这不是你的生活方式，那每年放纵一两次是没问题的，”博览会的一位女发言人说道。
“If this is not your lifestyle, then it’s OK to indulge once or twice a year,” says a spokeswoman for the fair.
如果你有一位女老板，她的话根本不能信，只要对自己有利，她就会撒谎，最糟糕的是，她自己都相信这是真话。
You can tell because her word is not to be trusted, she lies when it suits her, and worst of all, she believes her lies once they are uttered.
你的上司碰巧是一位女士，有时候你会在工作以外的场合同她有些私底下的交情。
Your boss; happens to be female, and occasionally you informally socialize with her outside of the workplace.
而且，这个星球是地球的几率会因为你的名字是亚当(男)或者夏娃(女)而急剧增加。
Also, the odds of the planet being Earth increase astronomically if your name is Adam (male) or Eve (female).
如果你是一个严格的素食者，当家长要准备晚餐时，确保你的男(女)朋友已事先告诉他们。
If you're a strict vegetarian or vegan and the parents are hosting dinner, make sure your boyfriend or girlfriend tells them beforehand.
你知道的，从某种意义上说，穿西装打领带是对男员工的强制性要求，甚至在七月份也是这样，大多数女员工是不被允许戴首饰的。
You know, in a sense, a suits and ties are compulsory for male employees even in July, and no jewelry allowed for most of the female employees.
女采访者：你是在将他们训练成残暴的杀手。
Female Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
一位女性基金经理说：“如果是男性，你可能认为是运气不好，而换作女性则看作是不稳定的标记。
One female asset manager said: "With a man ... you might dismiss something as a bad day, with a woman it's seen as a sign of instability.
去访问下你的牙医，女按摩师或者是脊椎指压按摩师，千万别落下了什么。
From visiting the dentist to the masseuse or the chiropractor, why leave anything out?
他说：“谱系研究显示，你生小孩是男是女的可能性有多大，这是遗传的。”
The family tree study showed that whether you're likely to have a boy or a girl is inherited, "says Gellatly."
就如你很稳当的停车入位时人们并不会在意，可是当他们发现你是个女的时，他们就开始鼓掌了。
It's like how people don't pay any attention if you pull into a parking space properly, but when they see you were a woman, they start clapping.
家族宗系的研究显示，你是生男还是生女是由遗传决定的。
The family tree study showed that whether you're likely to have a boy or a girl is inherited.
当我提到与这篇博文相关的“简单”一词时，一个女的问我“你是如何简化生活的？”
When I mentioned the word "simplicity" in reference to this blog, one woman asked me "How do you simplify your life?"
一位女士打电话询问：“航空公司会把你的外貌特征写在你的包上，这样他们就知道行李是谁的么？”
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?"
如果你是一位男主管，并且娶了一位女主管，丢了你的饭碗，那么你不能下更多的赌注，不能新机遇一出现随时就搬。
If you're a male executive and you're married to a female executive, and you lose your job, you can't just up stakes and move for a new opportunity;
如果你父母只生了一个小孩或你是独生女，你的核心家庭成员就是妈妈，爸爸和你。
The core family members are mother, father, and you if your parents only have one child or you are the only child.
你被严禁讨论薪酬的具体金额，因此你要通过你购买的东西（手表、手袋、汽车）来展示你的成功，不管你是男是女。
You are forbidden todiscuss what that amount is, so you display your success by whatyou buy – watches, handbags, cars – whether you are male orfemale.
遇到什么好笑的，如果你是男的就会拍掌大笑，女的就会手捂着嘴咯咯地笑。
If you are male, you clap atsomething funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing ahand over your mouth.
亲爱的朋友们，如果你是一名女毕业生，你会努力把找一个富有的老公之后再考虑找工作吗？
My dear friends, if you are a female graduate, will you try to hook a rich husband and then consider to find a job?
问：你能说说那个人的样子吗？答：中等个头，留着胡子。问：那这个人是男的，还是女的呢？
Can you describe the individual? A: he was about medium height and had a beard. Q: was this a male, or a female?
问：你能说说那个人的样子吗？答：中等个头，留着胡子。问：那这个人是男的，还是女的呢？
Can you describe the individual? A: he was about medium height and had a beard. Q: was this a male, or a female?
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