想象一下，你知道你是个邪恶的卑鄙小人，但是，你知道，和你一起玩或对抗的人是一个愤愤不平的天使。
Imagine that you know you're an evil git, but you know that the person you're playing against or with, is an indignant angel.
如果赚钱是你的白日梦，赔钱是你的噩梦，如果贫穷是你最害怕的事，赚钱是你最虔诚的祈祷，那么你就错过了受教育的机会。
If making money is your daydream and losing money your nightmare, if poverty is your worst fear and making money your most fervent prayer, you have missed the opportunity for education.
他的想法是，如果你从我这里到你这里，顺时针旋转，你从你这里到我这里是逆时针旋转。
The idea that he had was, if you go from me to you, with a clockwise rotation, you go from you to me by a counterclockwise rotation.
你对形式和风格非常熟悉，最重要的是，你是YOU这个领域的世界级专家。
The form and style are very familiar, and best of all, you are the world-class expert on the subject of YOU.
如果你问我最爱的书是哪一本，我会毫不犹豫地告诉你是《哈利·波特》。
If you ask me what's my favorite book, I would say Harry Potter without hesitation.
如果你的项目是开发集成电路，你就必须学习一个课程，这个课程是关于微电子领域的先进概念。
If your project is developing an integrated circuit, you will have to take a module on advanced concepts in microelectronics.
如果你的工作是经营一家小公司，或者是在一家大公司里管理一个独立的部门，那么你就应该寻找办事高效的人。
If the job is running a small business or an autonomous unit within a larger business, high achievers should be sought.
镜子回答说：“是你，女士，我想，你是这儿最漂亮的；但王子的新娘更漂亮得多。”
The glass answered: "Thou, lady, art loveliest here, I ween; But lovelier far is the new-made queen."
“没有队友能帮上忙。你一个人。是你在雪上，山上，地形上，你自己。你是个勇士。”
"No teammates can help. You're alone. It's you against the snow, the mountains, the terrain, yourself. You're a warrior."
你是最年长的女孩，而且没有工作，所以你的工作是帮助我。
You are the oldest girl not working, so it is your job to help me.
如果你曾经用“如果我是你……”这样的句子开头，这背后是有科学依据的。
If you've ever started a sentence with, "If I were you...", there's a scientific reason behind it.
如果有什么是很可能的，你的意思是你可以信赖它，所以可能性意味着可信赖度。
If something is probable, you mean that you can trust it, so probability means trustworthiness.
如果你上的是当地的大学，尤其是没有宿舍的，你可能会住在家里然后通勤去上课。
If you are attending a local college, especially one without residence halls, you'll probably live at home and commute to classes.
如果你曾经用“如果我是你……”作为一句话的开头，这背后是有科学依据的。
If you've ever started a sentence with, "If I were you...", there's a scientific reason behind it.
因为你是第二胎孩子，生活在贫困中，是个孤儿，来自一个破碎的家庭，亦或许是猫的化身，所以你才成为你吗？
Are you who you are because you're a second-born child, raised in poverty, orphaned, from a broken family or perhaps reincarnated from a cat?
我猜你能这么肯定的另一个原因是——众所周知——你吞下了一堆幽门螺杆菌以证明是它引起了胃病。
I assume another reason you were so certain is that—rather famously—you swallowed a bunch of Helicobacter bacteria to prove that it caused stomach problems.
你知道一块蛋糕尝起来是多么美味，可10块蛋糕就太多了。每一秒都和一个人在一起——即使是你最喜欢的人——就像吃了太多的蛋糕。
You know how one piece of cake tastes delicious, but 10 pieces of cake is too much? Spending every second with anyone—even your favorite person—is like eating too much cake.
因为你是布朗大学的学生，我猜你的得分很高。你是如何准备考试的呢？
I guess you got a higher score, as you are a Brown student. How did you prepare for the test?
首先，最重要的是要考虑你的观众；在此情况下，你的观众是你组里的其他学生。
First of all, the most important thing to consider is your audience, and in this instance, your audience are the other students in your group.
亲切简洁的语言不仅彰显了你简明的个性，不会被误认为是在胡扯，还让对方知道你是一个知道自己想要什么的人。
Keeping things short and sweet not only shows people that you are concise and don't waffle, but that you also know what you want.
你不会想要等到了你的目的地却发现你带的是错误的签证，或者更糟糕的是，你的护照不再有效。
You don't want to get to your destination only to find you have the wrong visa, or worse, that your passport isn't valid any more.
如果你认为你在饮食中需要更多的蛋白质，考虑以下问题：你是极限运动员吗？你是受伤了还是处于术后恢复？或者说你已经60岁或更老了？
If you think you need more protein in your diet, consider these questions: Are you are an extreme athlete; are you recovering from injury or surgery; or are you are 60 years or older?
史密斯先生放下报纸，转过身来对那个人说：“你是谁？你是怎么知道我这些事的？”
Mr. Smith put his paper down, turned around, and said to the man, "Who are you? How do you know all that about me?"
如果你的答案是“是”，也许你正在经历 FOMO——“错失恐惧症”。
If your answer is "yes", maybe you are experiencing FOMO—Fear Of Missing Out.
例如，他们可以猜出你是男是女，还有你的年龄和兴趣。
For example, they can guess if you are male or female, how old you are, and your interests.
体育是你的最爱。你一直是运动会上的明星人物。
P.E. is your favorite. You're always a star at the sports meet.
读者，假设你是一个白痴。再假设你是一名国会成员。不过我的话说重复了。
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
我从这一切中学到的是，你应该敢于挑战自己，并记住你是唯一能为自己设限的人。
What I have learned from all this is that you should dare to challenge yourself and remember that you are the only person that sets your own limits.
如果你的答案是大约一个小时，那么也许你是世界上最快乐的青少年之一。
If your answer is about one hour, then maybe you are one of the happiest teenagers in the world.
如果你理解了冒犯你的人，你可能会意识到他或她的行为是出于无意识、恐惧甚至是爱。
If you understand your offender, you may realize that he or she was acting out of unawareness, fear and even love.
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